World's -Iest City: The People Have Spoken
With a final orgasmic shudder, Gridskipper's 2nd Annual World's Sexiest City Contest finishes. Grab your towel, collapse into a puddle of effluvia and read on. Each winner will be the subject of an in-depth report on that city's area of expertise, be it womanizing, being ugly or slutting around. Here now, the winners.
World's Most Feminine City: Paris [XML/Atom]
80% of the vote.
The City of Light clobbered its closest rival Montreal to hold onto its title. Perhaps it's Paris Hilton's influence, but the city never even broke a sweat. Very lady-like indeed.
World's Most Masculine City: Detroit [XML/Atom]
79.9% of the vote.
After a poor showing in the semifinal, Detroit springs back to school New York. Guess there's something to this blue-collar masculinity after all.
World's Most Gay-Friendly City: San Francisco [XML/Atom]
77.5% of the vote
No one out gays San Fran. Berlin couldn't even come close. San Fran holds on to its gay title.
World's Most Lesbian-Friendly City: Seattle
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81.6% of the vote
Yup, Seattle official secedes from America and becomes a colony of the Isle of Lesbos.
World's Most Fetish-Friendly City: Tokyo [XML/ Atom]
64.8% of the vote
After being beaten by Amsterdam (and lovin' it) in the semis, Tokyo takes its rightful place on the Tower of Power.
World's Sluttiest City: Rio De Janeiro [XML/ Atom]
65.3% of the vote
It looks like the sexiest city of yesteryear has gotten older and more desperate. And nothing makes a slut like desperation. Right, Lindsay?
World's Least-Sexiest City: Salt Lake City[XML/ Atom
72.4% of the vote.
Sorry Mormons. You've got a great religion but it doesn't have sex appeal. Liverpudlians, breathe a sigh of relief through your jagged chompers.
World's Sexiest City:New York [XML/Atom]
44.2% of the vote.
New York may not be the manliest but it is the sexiest city in the world. Suck on that Detroit. And is it any coincidence that Gridskipper is HQ'd here? I don't think so.
Thank you all for playing and stay tuned for in depth city profiles!
