Equal to Ten Men
Priceless interview on Shanghaiist with Fu Erqiang, "head" of the Friendship Intelligent Electric Appliance Factory, which produces sex toys, of course. God damn, but I absolutely love that name. One of FIEAF's signature products is the "Passionate Knight," which appears to be a small pillow equipped with a thrusting penis. So much for courtly love. Fu definitely believes in his merchandise -- when Shanghaiist asks if satisfaction is guaranteed, he replies, "There is no way that people won?t be satisfied with our products. This product is equal to 10 men. How do you think she will still be unsatisfied?" I smell a bar bet. Now I just need nine more passionate knights.
Interview: Fu Erqiang, adult products manufacturer [Shanghaiist]
Passionate Knight [Friendship Intelligent Electric Appliance Factory]
Previously: Dangerous and Woeful Sex Idiots, Meeting People Is Easy