Subway Germaphobe Shopping

If you're terrified of invisible creatures penetrating your skin, you've probably already tried no-touch subway-riding products like the Metrogrip or City Mitts. But ask yourself -- are you doing enough? Then perhaps you need to get fully equipped with the Flying Goldfish Kiosk Finger and other products from the Banterist MTA Subway Store. All this assumes you're not already zipped into your polyurethane shell, so in emergencies, just remember that you can always stop breathing.

MTA Subway Store - Germphobic Specials [Banterist]

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