Taradise Trashed?

It's been a bad week for Tara Reid, I'm afraid. Her handbag containing $180,000 worth of jewelry was stolen at the Ibiza airport. The Balenciaga bag contained, among other things, a Rolex watch of "huge sentimental value." I can see myself getting extremely sentimental over $180,000 worth of anything -- though were it in my possession, such swag would be duct-taped to my body under my clothes, and I would shiv anyone who came within ten feet of me. But that's not the worst of it. Defamer now reports (and damn him for taking that headline) that our beloved Taradise travel/drinking show has been canned. According to sources, the crew has been called home with two episodes still unshot, and no idea if the finished episodes will air. Makes for an easier Thursday morning for me, I suppose, but won't we all miss her? As Defamer says, "We?d pour out a little liquor for Tara, but fear she?d dive on the ground, mouth agape, to prevent our maudlin waste of a single drop." True dat.

Reid is robbed [Irish Examiner]
Taradise Lost [Defamer]
Taradise [E!]

Previously: Taradise: Meta-Tara, Taradise: Mighty Taraphrodite, Taradise: Tarrarism, Taradise: Taradox, Wild on Tara Premiere: Shooting the Shit, Wild on Tara Aperitif