Tourist Trap: Anna Nicole Paternity Day
The Bahamas Supreme Court is expected to announce results today from the DNA test identifying the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child Dannielynn. Enjoy this Today Show video depicting the scrum of American tourists outside the courthouse in Nassau, brandishing their digicams and hoping for at least a fleeting glimpse of Howard K. Stern. Larry Birkhead is on hand for some inappropriately enthusiastic glad-handing.
Anna baby daddy is ... tune in today! [NYDN]
-- Chris Mohney
Taradise: Taravengeful
Taradise and host Tara Reid return for amazingly glancing treatments of Paris and London. Now that we know Taradise has been cancelled, and noting that the schedule for the final episodes seems unsure, watching the show takes on a melancholy air. It's kind of like getting official notice that your child has died in a faraway land, then receiving a delayed letter the same child sent from that trip, where everything is still chirpy and happy and fun. To her credit, the contemporaneous post-Taradise Tara has finally wised up and realized that the producers of Taradise were never her pals, and that the show was ruthlessly edited to portray her as "a total party-girl drug retard." When even Anna Nicole Smith starts trashing you, you know somethin' ain't right. Full episode recap after the jump.
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