The Fifth Miami

They're so desperate for new clubs down on South Beach, they're bringing 'em in from Canada now. That's the case with the Fifth, which originally sprang up as a lounge in Toronto. The Florida version is a big white lofty space with an excellent sound system that had an unfortunate debut blasting out Paris Hilton's new album for a "listening party" attended by the NYC socialite herself. If you can get over the instant terror provoked by that last sentence, the Fifth looks nice, big, and appropriately clubby. The VIP rooms are very swank of course, not that you'll ever see the inside of one. And in answer to the Fifth's "How do you plead?" ad campaign, I can only respond, "I plead to know the actual origin of your Canadian club's name in a country that has no Fifth Amendment."

The Fifth South Beach [Official site]

Previously: Studio A, Art Cafe South Beach, Glass @ the Forge, Snatch Me Not, Frenching After Dark